Tales of The Roaring Meg

26th day of June 1718

2008-09-16T08:28:00.001+01:00

We were shipwrecked awaitin' a rescue,
She made a fire while I looked for the best view,
Over the bay,
Help was on it's way,
She said, "t'hell with ship ahoy,
I've got a bottle and a cabin boy".

21st day of June 1718

2008-09-16T08:25:00.000+01:00

I was clining to the riggin' for safety,
I was praying that I still had a faith; she
stayed firm to her post,
while I was tossed the most,
and seh said, "lash us to the mast boy,
at least untill the storm has passed"

13th day of June 1718

2008-09-16T08:23:00.002+01:00

I was polishin' mon capitans cutless,
amid the decapitated and the gutless'
that she had slain,
t' see their blood and their brains,
'but there are better ways , She said,
'for a pirate bade t'get some head!'

6th day of June 1718

2008-09-16T08:20:00.002+01:00

I'm always there t' defend her
I've seen thousand parates surrender
at the point of her blade
all due respect displayed
but it's not their flags I want to see
She said, "I'd like to have their poles in me!"

31st Day of May 1718

2008-08-06T19:16:00.003+01:00

We were three days out of Jamcica,
When me' captain ordered I take a walk of the plank,
She said, 'consider ma' rank!
And remember as ya' drop -
The captain always goes on top!

24th Day of May 1718

2008-08-06T19:10:00.003+01:00

she said she'd show me how to Swash my buckle,
How t'stab n' shoot an' dust ma' knuckle,
T' pillage an' loot 'cause I was cute,
Told me t' sail into her port,
She'd teach me rape the way it ought to be taught!

16th day of May 1718

2008-07-21T22:01:00.003+01:00

Me' first job was lickin' her boots clean,
I stiched her wounds as she divvied the loot 'tween
the swabs and the buckeneers,
I took their jibes and their jeers.
She said, "I'll pay you when you prove t'me
ya' talents and ya' loyalties....

11th Day of May, 1718

2008-07-15T10:17:00.002+01:00

When I woke up I was lying beneath her

My nose was broken and several teeth were,

lose in my head, and this was nobody's bed.

She said "Welcome t'me crew, I'm Roaring Meg - I'll make a pirate of you!"

The Weekly Log of Roger. The Cabin Boy of The Roaring Meg

2008-07-06T21:10:00.010+01:00

3rd of May 1718.

"I was sitting there mindin' me business

Suppin' rum when I wondered what is this, vision I see.

She sat down opposite me....

Then she hit me with a bottle and said something about going to sea.